noah

my yard and garden are like a river!

i did something really special. i put about 20 envelopes of lettuce and salad greenery leafy things in a shaker and planted then yesterday. i'm sure since everything flooded, my salad seeds floated away. my husband will probably find a big head of iceberg lettuce out in the field and run over it with the john deere. it'll hit me in the head and i'll have a brain hemmorrage like brett micheals.

salad kills. spread the word.