i'm posting just to get the l e g a l ads off my blog...

i refuse to give any blood money to the sharks in cheap suits, so i'm posting to hopefully have the ads purged.

we didn't cook out today, we are cooking inside instead. since my refrigerator is so sanitary now and full of clean, non-contaminated food, it will be fun. i am thinking of making teriyaki pork chops (teriyaki sauce, chopped green onions and grated ginger) and maybe some rice-type dish. i'm not a fan of rice at all, so i guess i will make salad for me. i can make it all crapplebee-ish by adding some mandarine oranges, chow mein noodles and toasted sesame salad dressing.

maybe i will get some applebee's ads woth good coupons. you can all thank me when your husband takes you out for dinner!

i will be eating in for a while, at least until. the week-end. i spoke with the neighbor and she will pay him the $50 she owes him for grass cutting on thursday. by that time, i will be out of groceries and need to go to the market. maybe all my stars will align and karma will allow me to get my gas grill after all.

a memorial day to remember

my husband really pulled a boner. i set up his unemployment on the computer, so he can file his certification on the computer and the money will be in the bank the next day.

he proved to me i need to be saving my money for a divorce.

after 2 months of it working fine doing it on the computer, he decides yesterday to use the telephone to file his certification.

can't be done.

he tried to use a numeric password from years ago. wrong password. his password is now alpha-numeric. his account got blocked after his dead-brained self tried repeateded to force the system to log him on and cannot be logged into until someone resets it.

which will be tomorrow morning. that means he has to drive to find a payphone because he better bot burn cell minutes- he could be on hold for an hour! then he has to sit in the hot sun until he gets someone. they will have to fix it.

hopefully he will get his money by friday.

yes, friday.

we don't have a lot of money right now. i did buy groceries and the car has a tank of gas.

but here's what pisses me off.

i am expecting a windfall check of about $2K. besides money to take care of my legal crap,  i had plans to buy a gas grill with it. but i may not get the check this week. target has the grill i wanted on sale for $300 with a FREE $100 gift card. the plan was us to use what funds i have and his unemployment money to get the grill, then use the big gift card to buy groceries and stuff that i would normally buy at target anyway. i will get the $2K check and i get paid the 15th anyway. now that he knows better than to try anymore bone-headed crap again, his unemployment will be in there next week.

you know, target only has a limited number of grills and they are issuing no rainchecks on this grill. they will all be gone by friday.

so his stupidity cost me $100.

see why i need to save for a divorce?

it seems i spend most of my time these days fixing his mistakes. i know he is depressed about his lack of a job, but damn, don't try to fix something that ain't broke.all he had to do was call me at the grocery store before he tried calling. i would have explained to him AGAIN- not the first time, mind you- that it has to be done on the computer. why do i pay for him to have a cellphone when he doesn't call me for important stuff?

why would you suddenly decide to do something differently when it was working fine the way it was being done?

for his mistake, he's not allowed to talk to me until his money is in the bank. he also doesn't get the tv remote today and he doesn't get to touch the thermostat.

i know this sounds petty. but it's just the latest in a bunch of bone-headed moves on his part. i haven't written about them becausei get too angry when i think about them.

i'm ready to run away from home and join the circus.

no, i did not have a brain bleed...

i haven't been here in a while. i have been busy fighting with my daughter-in-law, whom i will call succubus from here on out. maybe i will tell the story sometime. summary/in a nutshell: she argued with me for 10 hours over buying itchy a toy from the dollar store. she argued via text all day while she was at work. i'm sure those people received excellent care while she was texting!

nothing much has changed here. i totally killed my first garden ad i am now working on a second set of tomatoes to the be sacrificed to the sun god. i didn't go topsy-turvy but instead i both a 2-level platic garden that has a place for 4 tomatoes to hang and you can plant other vegetables above it to grow upright. it does it all in 1 sq. foot of space! i ended up putting tomatoes on the top of the box too. so i planted 13 tomato plants all together. i am supposed to add a fertilizer stick every week but i forgot to buy some at the store. i will have to go back for salad stuff anyway. i hope i get even one tomato out of the whole bunch.

today when i was cleaning the fridge, i fuond the most ungodly mess. i ended up stripping it bare and bleaching the heck out of it. i think it was some chicken juice that dripped out of a double sealed bag into a vegetable bin that had a hole in it. i have the extended warranty on it, so i will call tuesday and get a replacement. luckily i didn't have any raw food in there that i needed to chunk. i was able to get it clean before i went to the store. all is sanitary again at casa cake.

last but not least:

                                                                       rest in peace

                                                                       gary coleman

 i wonder if gary coleman would be alive today if he had worn a bandana to control the brain bleed, like bret michaels. it seems like brain bleeds are going around these days, like the swine flu a few months ago. trust me, if brain bleeds are the new pandemic, i will get one.

maybe i should get a grant and study this. it could be funded by the lucrative bandana bigwigs.

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trouble finds me

i had an old debt that should have been paid off from the proceeds of the sale of my home. i had documentation that it was paid. it was big, $13K! it was from my husband's truck that was reported back in 2002.

yesterday the sheriff served us with papers demanding $13k!

i have referred the plantiff to the mortgage company. i am not even going to waste any money on an l a w y e r  am going to answer his complaint myself and ask that the plantiff no be able to renew the judgement. mississippi doesn't allow judgements to be renewed except under special conditions, like i am expected to get a hge sum of money. maybe he knows something i don't! gotta get lottery tickeys today! gonna be a winner with a large sum of money!

if what i write  back in answer to the complaint doesn't do the trick, i will just file b a n k r u p t cy. i'm not wasting any good money on this front end. if it is decided i owe the money, i will have the money for paying the  b a n k r u p t c y  fees, rather paying the same amount or more on the just this little bit. that way, i will have him off my back either way. i just won't waste my money doing piddly-crap.

whatever the outcome, i don't care.

i did some research and the law school near me offers free legal services to the disabled. i am contacting them monday. based on what i have read so far, they can file the b a n k r u p t c y for me. for $1! it's a study workshop whereby legal students work with real lawyers  in cases. i hope they can help me, as the school year is almost over. but maybe there will be some summer school idiot idiot who can get it started and gum up the legal works until someone competent comes along.

god, just when things are looking up, this crap falls in my lap. couldn't the fat cop have waited until monday to serve me instead of ruining my week-end?

dear bret michaels...

many congratulations on your recovery from a recent bout of bleeding brain.

i would like to apologize to you for all the times i misspelled your name. please feel free to keep those letter t's and use them as needed. or rub your sweaty body on them at your concert and throw them to your fans. whatever, if you need a t, i got your back with all the extra t's.

i am very agreived to have to apologize again for my slips in judgement for referring to your bandana. but to my defense, dude, you are on the cover of people magazine, in a coma with a bleeding brain, every orifice filled with a medical instrument designed to keep track of all the elicate systems that are the human body. in a bandana. you handed me an easy one with that, bud.

i'm glad they were able to reprogram you via the keypad under your bandana. don't deny it, i know all about you and leif garrett and that freaky mind control experiement. they keep trying to get bonaduce to do it.. but danny is wise to then. but gretchen, your stereo-typical ex-wife, has been spotting "rockin' a "nana" under a cowboy hat a time or two.

i wanted to send you a nice plant or fruit basket, so i will send them here:

doesn't this look like a mouth-watering treat for a diabetic? p.s. i have diabetes too. sux huh?

this requires little care, so it will stay pretty when you are on the road!

rest and be good. take care. be sure sure to eat a lot of cushed ice, the hospital kind is good like crack, HAHA!

if you ever decide to have a fat, forty-ish, average looking housewife n your show, give me a call.

p.s. i'm glad you didn't wake up retarded.

one pill

i have a friend who has to come within 3 miles of my house on her way home, so sometimes i call her and she'll come get me or she'll visit for awhile.

but today i was in such a funk i couldn't seem to muster then energy to get dressed and allow myself to be dragged out of the house like courtney love on kurt's suicid-o-versary. instead i stayed home and have just festered under the covers all day.

i finally got up to check on my poor plants, which are getting wind-burnt. i ended up bringing the potted tomato in when the rest were finished. i trimmed it up and i am going to keep it in the house until it warms up.

i used some cute striped material scraps to tear into strips to use to secure the tomato. even that failed to cheer me up.

my legs hurt. i am being a grouch. all i want to do is hide in the bed and have snacks and sodas brought to me on a regular basis.

please god, if you're out there, give me some sun tomorrow. i promise, i'll stop smoking (ok, never start smoking) if only you will bring that beautiful sunniness back to me, if even for a moment.

at least long enough for the bones to dry out. i went down 10 pain pills this month, so i guess i need to learn to adjust to that. the goal is to have me at none and able to manage without narcotics.

but the narcotics make the day go by so well!

please pray for brett michaels and his bandana/brain bleed. i hope he doesn't end up as a drooling vegetable, not just because i like him, but that would make him e! true hollywood story a real sad bitch.

rocky mountain high

my computer thinks i live in denver, colorado. i have no idea where it got that idea and  don't know how to fix it, so i will just leave it. if anyone ever needs any coupons for denver let me know, i can get you exclusive entertainment deals not available to every tourist. HAHA! if anyone knows how to fix this, let me know.

i met my neighbor yesterday. she is very sweet. i hope we get along well together.

 my garden is growing. as soon as it gets impressive, i'll photo it.

for now, i have a picture of my dog. my friend says he is  a lot like brian on family guy. tell me what you think! ETA: all i could add was brian, jack is coming!

shopping at home

until last night, my desk had been located on a coffee table in front of the gas fireplace we never use. i had a pile of pillows to lounge on. we changed that last night.

i decided to change the desk we had been using as a buffet and turned back into a desk. then i walked around the house and oulled my favorite things from each room. there is a shelf with pegs and drawers i am planning to hang over the printer, on the longer wall.

noah

my yard and garden are like a river!

i did something really special. i put about 20 envelopes of lettuce and salad greenery leafy things in a shaker and planted then yesterday. i'm sure since everything flooded, my salad seeds floated away. my husband will probably find a big head of iceberg lettuce out in the field and run over it with the john deere. it'll hit me in the head and i'll have a brain hemmorrage like brett micheals.

salad kills. spread the word.