...cuz mcrib is back, but only for a limited time! therefore, i have determined we are living in what historians will later call "the limited times", as those are the only timeframes in which a mcrib is available on the free market.
suddenly i want a mcrib. i had forgotten about, having only eaten them for small amounts of limited times. it slipped my mind. of course, i had tried the night hawk "a taste of texas" faux mcrib dinner i bought for $2 at the ghetto grocery store:
not even close.
so i guess i will bite the bullet and get a mcrib. they are good, as long as you leave the pickle off and add a ton of onion.
always remember to cut it in half so you may eat it daintily, like a lady who enjoys a fine mcrib.
for a limited time only!