Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Polar Vortex, My Ass!

What is the deal?

Temperature ranges for 6 to 65 degrees in less than a  week. They are calling it "polar vortex".

I call bullshit.

I think we fucked up the weather when moon rocks were brought back to Earth. They don't belong on this planet, for God's sake!

We did some thing bad. We should take the moon rocks back. Then maybe our planet will be back in balance.

Seriously, I work shorts one day and flannel pants with a sweatshirt the next.

The "Polar Vortex" sucks!

There is a myth that I have found to be true: the colder the winter is, the hotter the summer. And vice versa.

I bet I melt when it gets like 1000 degrees this summer.

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