Monday, September 30, 2013
Why I Hate Dane Cook
I am one of the few people on this planet who thought Dane Cook was funny. I watched his stand-up on HBO, Comedy Central and youtube. I also thought he was very sexy and sat through every vapid movie he made. He has a hot body, I'm not denying that. I imagined he would be a cool person to befriend, one you could hang out with and nod in sympathy at his bad girlfriend stories. Maybe he would escort you somewhere if you asked him nicely.
So I decided to follow him on Twitter. I find his verified listing, click follow and get this message...
Now you know why I hate Dane Cook.
I hate him almost as much as I hate Dell Computer Company. I would say they both suck equally.
Posted by lee at 10:36 PM