Monday, June 10, 2013

coming soon: amish vamire porn

Again, I think tis market is vastly untouched. Some people like the Amish, some people like Vampires. BING BANG, peanut butter cup! I'm the Queen of the genre.

So look for a link to the tale of Micah,the little Amish boy very soon!




pain and no gain

 just realized I skipped my weight-loss group. my alarm never rang off. oh well! next week!

dang!

I just got busted by the leader.

To be honest, I  just don't think I have the patience to sit around with old ladies and discuss recipes for diet Jell-O.

I am officially out of pain pills.

I am officially in pain.

I have some crazy crème being formulated just for me, some kind of drug cream.

All I need is do is to learn to live with the pain.

PAIN was never my strong suit. Read 50 Shades of Grey and it didn't get me all hot and bothered.

So the idea of someone sticking a huge needle in my back to paralyze part of the nerves is freaking me out.

I think I am going to learn to live with the pain.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Taxes and Nachos

Root is coming over tonight and I am making Nacho Spread while I finish their taxed. Nacho Spread is a casserole with layers of beans, seasoned ground beef, cheese, sour cream, green chilis, black olives, with Nacho Doritos.  It sounds gross but it's our family yum yum.

I have to rework part of their taxes. I was given improper information. So I am going to fix that, while I make my son cook. he can take the left-overs home to Chickie.

I'm moving stuff around in the house. I sit in front of the TV on my computer anyway, so I am moving my desk and chair into the space occupied now by an end table. I think I am going to have to move the chest in from the garage, just so I can store sheets and stuff like that. I can stash it in one of the closets.

I go to the pain management clinic Monday. I have heard some bad things about them, that they will give you enough pain medication to keep you knodding like a bobblehead, but there is no way I can take that much. Maybe that is why my friend who told me they were a good clinic enjoyed getting a shit-ton of medicine. Never know.

I am going to Target later and buying some cute stuff I don't need. I am on a mission today: discontinued bath products: pouffs, lotions, gels, sprays. My stock is getting low. Target is mecca for discounted bath crap/. TJ Maxx is right next door. If I can't find an acceptable collection of bath stuff between Target and TJ Maxx, I don't deserve to take a bath.